WISCONSIN (WFRV) – Police departments in Wisconsin are ‘jokingly’ taking advantage of the Valentine’s Day weekend to request assistance with any known fugitives.
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The Horicon Police Department posted on social media, asking people to turn in their ex-lovers if they have a warrant, of course.
“Love fades. But warrants remain eternal,” the post said.
Elsewhere, the Darlington Police Department posted a similar message, with a new version of the classic love poem, Roses are Red.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Got an Ex with a warrant?
We’ve got something special for you
The post asked people to let them know if they have any ex-lovers with outstanding warrants, and to let them know their location.
“Also, please don’t forget… we need a location, not the whole backstory. No novels, no screenshots, no you won’t believe what they did… messages,” the post said. “Just the address. We’ll handle the rest with matching bracelets.”
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The department even joked that its ‘Valentine’s package’ includes free jewelry, food, transportation and stylish orange pajamas.
The Kewaunee County Sheriff’s Department made a similar post as well.
