Hello, my apologies, but it seems that you're quite bored, and would like an entertaining story, therefore, I've provided something of my E! true story.

It's probably not all true, but it's the best I can recall...

A long time ago, in a nearby city I was born.  After being born and raised in Fond du Lac, where I participated in wrestling and rugby, I went to college at UW Fond du Lac.  I started in radio as a "stunt boy" for The Fox, doing things like eating cat food, drinking a bottle of laxative, riding in a shopping cart down Buttermilk Creek Park's big hill, and lighting myself on fire.  Oh, there was occasionally a tazer involved as well.

I begged every day for a year to get a job on the air, and finally, after bribing Guy with a case of Diet Pepsi, his weakness I was finally given a shot on the air - and you've suffered ever since.

In 2004 I joined the Army Reserve as a "Health Care Specialist", which is really a fancy way of saying combat medic.  I was deployed to Afghanistan in 2008, and was happily home in March of 2009.  I'm currently resuming my education at UW-Oshkosh in nursing, that's right, I'm going to be a murse!

I am happily married, though I do enjoy picking on my wife on the radio.  I have three cats and a dog at home, which are also frequent targets of my ire.

If I have free time, those of you whom are home owners know it's few and far between; I'm either playing computer games or reading - while drinking a Rum and Coke.  I love rum.

Finally, after traveling the world, and gathering a ton of really, really odd experiences, I have found conclusive evidence that pirates are better than ninjas - just ask me sometime.